Mama, the baby bee keeper.

the kids

The Kids

Some days I garden to spend time with my family, and some days I garden because my husband still hasn’t built the “Roxie sized sound proof box” that I asked for.  I’m sure its coming… He has a way of getting me everything my heart desires.  Until then, I’ll consider our yard my sound proof zone.  And truth be told, he did buy the yard for me.  It was a consolation prize that came with our dream house 2 years ago.

Don’t get me wrong.  I love my kids.  Like, borderline obsessive love them.  But sometimes and I’m sure all of you parents can relate… something inside me catches fire and I swear to the little 8 lb baby jesus that if I hear one more “doooooooooon’t!!!!!!!!!!” in a high pitched voice, the rage will consume me and I’ll burst into flame.  Literally.  I now know how spontaneous combustion happens now.  And when I feel the burn I’m lucky enough to have my garden.  I quickly exit stage left and grab the first spade I see.  The funny thing about it is even on days like this, when I’ve survived the day and after I’ve gotten them all showered, bathed, fed and put to bed… I find my self downstairs on the computer in silence looking at childhood photos of them.  Or staring at the little one while he sleeps.

Science is a strange and magical thing.  The same mother that brings the bee’s to the blossoms each year is also the mother that designed us so that we can handle so very much and still want to pollinate and carry on our own species… crazy, man.  Just crazy.

Thats it for today… I’m going to pick up some free pavers from the neighborhood next to mine for a raised garden! 

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A surprise gift from a friend.

tomato seedlings

A Gift

This morning I stumbled to the door bleary eyed and still searching for my lost cup of coffee, to find a gift on my doorstep! My gardening guru and dear friend Stephanie Henderson had left for me, 6 tomato seedlings and a container of her tried and true secret weapon. Butter? No, that was merely the vessel by which the magic traveled.

You dear reader, chose the right day to read my blog. I’m about to share with you the secret for planting your tomatoes early and helping them develop a strong root system (even when the weather is still hovering dangerously close to freezing at night.) Tomatoes Alive! From the website http://www.gardensalive.com is the stuff. According to their web site: “For more than 20 years, gardeners across the country have raved about Tomatoes Alive! Our all-natural fertilizer is a backyard celebrity, famous for producing vigorous plants, big crops and luscious flavor. For Tomatoes Alive! Plus, we’ve added theimportant minerals calcium and magnesium. Tomatoes Alive! Plus is recommended not just for tomatoes but also for peppers and eggplants, which require similar nutrients. Its blend of fast- and slow-release ingredients provides the nourishment your plants need for steady, healthy growth and bountiful crops. With just two feedings a season, your plants will produce more blossoms and set more and larger fruit.”

Stephanie suggests sprinkling Tomatoes Alive in the bottom of the hole before you place the plant. I’ve always just used a little bone meal in the past, so I’m excited to see the difference. If my friend’s Tomatoes are any indication of the success this magic dust can bring to the garden then I’M A BELIEVER!!!!

GOOD LUCK, Gardeners!!


A year in the sh*t!

So its almost been a year since my brilliant kid helped me turn an old desk on its side and we announced to the family that we would begin collecting their trash for the garden.  All in all its been an easy adjustment and well worth the added effort.  It helps a lot that we were broke as a joke in the beginning and my gardening habit (see: need for good soil) was costing my husband a small fortune.  Its pretty easy to get someone on board with something, even if it goes against their inner most constitution when it saves them money.  My husband is not a hippy.  Not now, not ever.  To him, collecting ones trash and growing your own food in it later, quickly gets thrown in the “Hippy” category and left there for all of eternity.  But like I said, we were poor… and composted mulch I was buying at the store was about 3 bucks a bag. And I was buying ten at a time.  Our house sits on a large lot and having been a foreclosure when we bought it, well… there was a lot of soil to amend.

From the beginning every member of the family was on board.  It was Juniors great idea, Tony always delivered the scraps from the kitchen to the bin after dinner and Gadzuki eats his weight in apples each month… so the cores really did add up.  Here was the first post about our compost.

Soon after we got started, Gadzuki’s pre-school The Kids Co-op got a compost bin.  Again, Jesse… tolerating my “Hippy” tendencies and being the all around great Dad that he is, volunteered to take the morning off work and put it together.  Big Fun!  3.5 hours later the Co-op started its composting program and I’m happy to report that I just recently mulched the gardens with their 2nd round of complete compost! (I am the one lady Kids Co-op Gardening committee).

With Spring rearing its head a little early this year, our family has spent the last couple weekends gardening.  While it feels so good to get back into the swing of things mentally (my body would have to disagree), I was a little disappointed with my compost.  While the one I started mid summer #9 (and damn near forgot about) was completely magical and ready to go, the one that was started just going into fall (#10) was a little lackluster.  I’m resisting the urge to put chemicals in it to fire it back up, so here’s what we did:

HOW TO FIRE BACK UP YOUR COMPOST AFTER WINTER! 

Turning Compost

Turning the Compost

We started by completely cleaning out the finished (and might I add, beautiful) compost – bin number #9.  I added it all around the garden and any I had left we put in a planter I know will have veggies soon enough.

Compost Bin

Compost Bin

After that we split the contents of the left side of the bin (compost #10), I think my mistake was adding a large portion of the Christmas Tree to it back in December… Live and Learn, right?

I raked up some leaves (brown)…

Brown Matter

The Browns

And Junior mowed the lawn (greens)…

Green Matter

The Greens

We combined them with a little soil and made a delicious compost “Lasagna” as the experts call it.

Compost Lasagna

The Lasagna

Water was added and then it was covered.  From here on out we will only add to the Right side of the bin, thus turning it into compost #11!

Its hard to believe that in less than a year (only by a few days) we have successfully completed and used 10 rounds of compost in the garden.  This is really exciting stuff.  I’ve learned a few things along the way I thought I might share… #1.  Avocado seeds and skin are not worth the wait.  #2.  You really can keep the smell down considerably by omitting Dairy, Oil and Meat,  #3.  Kids love worms and #4.  Composting your own rubbish really will save you time, energy and money.

Have I told you before?  I LOVE Dirt!!!

THIS WEEK – The weather has dipped back down into the low 60’s and high 30’s at night around here… I’m not sure how much gardening I’ll be doing, but check back for some exciting posts on motherhood in the garden and some other personal anacdotes! 


Is that a bulb in your pocket or are you happy to see me?

With Spring having sprung a little early here (in Las Vegas) we still have quite a few pots of flowers around our house from forced bulbs (i.e bulbs tricked into thinking its spring so that they will flower in winter.) The following is a post that began back in January and is being finished now with a spectacular “AFTER” photo.  Enjoy!

January 5th, 2012 – Being the lazy animal that I was all of Fall, we’re only now getting our onion bulbs in the ground. I think they’ll be okay as we line the outside of the garden that we used last season for tomatoes. I had some green onions last year that grew well out of the direct sunlight, shield by our mountain of egg plants.

 HOW TO PLANT BULBS FOR SPRING!

Step one – Clear the bed.
This happened the other day when Gadzuki and I tore through a bush of dried and died tomato plants. You can see that we’ve left the basil behind because (as its not perennial) we let it go to flower last year so that it would drop seeds and come back in spring.

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Step two – Dig a hole.
The typical distance that the bulb should be planted is 6 inches. Im not much for “exacts” (which is why if you find me in the kitchen baking ANYTHING not out of a box, its usually against my will.) So we just use the distance of the spade on a typical hand held garden trowel.

Kids digging

STEP TWO

Step three – Place the bulb
Now this is important… especially when your helpers are of the “under 15 set”. Place the bulb POINTY side up, i know no better way to describe this. Its pointy… like a little gnome hat.

Planting Bulbs

STEP THREE

Step four – Cover
Fill the hole up with dirt. Only instead of using the same dirt we dug out, I like to replace it with some of our premium composted mulch!

Compost

STEP FOUR

Step five – Lather, Rinse, Repeat

Step six – Water the ground and kiss your kids (it also helps to take them somewhere fun.)
You’re going to want to keep the troops happy, so that they keep helping with the manual labor.

Kids Watering

STEP SIX

Now wait and wait and wait and wait. Oh and try to remember where you’ve planted the bulbs so that you don’t dig them up later when adding to the garden. Some people like to plant a small annual flower on top to mark its spot… but I’m just going to remember that they are lining our bed and plant the tomatoes dead center when the time comes.

UPDATE – February 25th 2012
Here are some bulbs growing up out of the soil.

Growing Bulbs

Growing from Bulbs

NEXT UP!  A Year in the Sh*T!  An updated blog about the trials and tribulations of my first year composting.  Look for that tomorrow February 27, 2012. 


Saturdays spent schlepping…

This morning I asked my husband to leave me his Jeep so that I could go to the store.  He knew I wasn’t after groceries and simply said “don’t spend $200 on flowers!” before leaving the house.  I smiled and knew I would find his keys waiting for me downstairs with what I interpreted as his blessing to spend as much as $199.99 on flowers.  Lucky for him I’m thrifty and didn’t take advantage of his good will.

Kids Nursery

Kids shopping

So I slammed a cup of coffee and called out cheerfully… “Come on guys!  We’re gonna do some gardening today”.  Knowing full well that what they actually heard was more like “Turn the video games off and do some yard work”.  But whatever, Tomato, Tomato!   The kids and I laced up our gardening shoes and got to work.  You see, on top of our dreadfully neglected winterized backyard we also have a 3 month old Yellow Lab puppy named Duane.  He’s a little on the destructive side, so before we could get to the good stuff, I.E clearing beds and planting flowers… we needed to undo some of the damage that only a bored, teething canine can do.

Duane

THE CANINE

Tony swept the patio, JR threw away any chewed up plastic plant six packs, frisbees & Gadzuki toys he could find, and I set out to “Dog Proof” my veggie garden.  The little varmint has been trampling the lettuce and eggplants that I put in last week so we installed a new fence.  Hopefully that does the trick.  When the chores were done I went up to the nursery.

The Veggie Garden

I didn’t plant anything spectacular today… Just some Daisies, Asparagus fern, Lavender and Jasmine.  As you probably guessed I’m trying to attract bee’s.  Here are some photos.

The Planter

 TOMMORROW We’ll talk Bulbs!  Mine are already starting to come up!